Alviss

I refuse to go any farther than the obvious bulge in your pants.

Even if I desperately want that dessert, I am a dignified noble, and will not display any unsavory or scandalous behavior in public.

Fine, then I shall take the phone out of my pocket! There, no more bulge.

Very well, I shall continue with the consumption of this delicious, though difficult to consume, pastry.

Now, if you could quit your wriggling and let me finish, I would greatly appreciate it.

Awww, her eyes exploded...

How undignified...

Can you believe that commoners regard this as some sort of mating ritual? truly disgusting.

Oh, you've missed a splash of cream on your cheek.

Get off me! Mating ritual! Where? I'll have you know I'm spoken for!

Ritual?

Please, don't accuse me of such nonsense.

I have no intention of courting you. I am simply trying to eat.

If you had any sense of decency, you would show some appreciation for the meal that i'd prepared for you, and bring a dessert that didn't end up all over your suit before any other guests could have a taste.

-Walks away-

Now look, you scared your guest away!

Oh please, she was merely a servant.

As if I'd waste an invitation on such lesser blood.

Oooo, bitchy!

Do I get an invite?

Hmm... I suppose....

If I had a theme song, I suppose it would be this...



Of course you doe, Admiral!

Such a noble dignitary, you are!

Awesome! Time to break out the party hotpants!

She actually isn't joking.

I didn't assume she was.

This is perfect.

We shall be the sexiest party-goers in all the land!

har har har!

You assumed I'd be in a suit.

Suits are for squares!

He'll be wearing his bondage flares

Damn right! That or my turquoise skinnies, that you loved to much you copied!

Yeah, well I got them cheaper than you did

I got mine a year before you did.