is anybody out there?

o.o*pokes it with a needle and it shrivles as air escapes*

You have a bend in your penis. Left untreated, it can become exacerbated and lead to erections becoming painful and difficulty in intercourse.

DJ just deflated the plastic penis spell that had a demonic hold on me.
I am now a girl again with a beautiful vagina!

Have you Vajazzled your vagina?

nope
no need
it's always fresh!

That totally isn't what that means.

Google it. :)

isnt with bleach?
cuz here we say javel for bleaching/cleaning and desinfecting stuff

hold on *goes check*

e_e -punches you in the face-
how I sparkle myself down there if nobodies business!

-puts bag on head to hide blushing and embarassement-

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

You should do it in red. So it looks like blood. :D

like menstruation blood or horrible porn torture blood?

total mutilation of the vag blood pattern

D: !

Menstruation blood, all clotted and congealing. Yummy!

yucky

Ew.

this is getting disturbing

Indeed.

O.O what...the...fuck?

*Wriggles in, wearing black suit*

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GURO?

?!

OH DEAR GOD NO!

*Surprised that no one is alarmed by my lack of a face, or the fact that I am now roughly 8 feet tall*

-takes a pen and draws smiley face on Shady's non existing face-

There we go!

We were taking about mass bloody vaginal bloodflow. With clogs.
Sometimes it's red, sometimes it's brown!
Sometimes it's fluid, sometimes it's goey!

.....I should write a poem on this beautiful female cycle!

hmmm....Irene do you know about the game Alice: Madness Returns?