Ahem.

It has come to to my unmoving attention that the state in which the minds of the individuals to which I am directing this message at this moment is under a heavy sense of perception in which unmentioned individuals are strained. Therefore I have brought upon myself to write this message that is being constructed at this very year, day, hour, minute, second in time.

Because of this I must ask for your undivided and complete attention. Please refrain for skimming this as well, and pay close attention to every single detail that is put down in this message. There are many things that I want to say and therefore will say. Though because I cannot say them personally as we are not talking, but rather chatting with each other, it cannot be considered as “saying” in the full sense of the word. However, this is over complicating it, as all I want to say is...



YOU DAMN IDIOTS, IMA SMACK YOU ONE OF THIS DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be all, thank you for your attention.

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What has brought this about? *scratches head*

huh? oh nothing, just felt like posting my first random topic in months....no wait, in a year

Lol, Yes yes we do have our randomness :P

Notice how I was picky about my grammar during the whole random blabbering and then typed "this" instead of "these"

I was rather more aware of the "ima", a colloquialism that never fails to annoy.

Also, who the hell are you? It must be more than a year since you posted, because I've never really seen you on here.

It's either Zero or Tosh

I'm younger then Zero so =w=

Who, or what, is "Tosh"?

Basically, I am the local god of this forums. Self-proclaimed. Hi there.

I see. Well, I am basically in charge here since I overthrew the evil tyrant Lina. She is now chained up somewhere, just be sure not to feed the animal...

what? you chained my former slave? impressing, I congratulate you for such an astounding accomplishment *claps*

*leaning against wall* meh....

YOU! give me back the money you owe me!

tralala~ *comes in with severed heads in a basket - stops - eyes the newbie*

who the fuck is that douchebag?

Tosh is Nirasaki from the older seasons of the Bleach Rp

Touhou wrote:YOU! give me back the money you owe me!

I owe you money?

Sexomophone is back?!

yes, I loaned you 10 yen to buy that particle cannon over a year ago.

also, who you calling a douche bag? I prefer the term Jerk With a Heat of Gold

oh yeah...*goes to find the 10 yen that I stored away for paying you back*

*pounces on Toshiro*

eww, get away from me, I don't want cooties *blasts you away*

*is glued to you for life with herpes*

oh yeah? well now you have to listen to me talk about how hentai is the best thing in the history of the universe and details of every single dounjinshi i've read

Did you read pink lagoon?! There's also a sex scene with Revy that's quite hot. I also found a picture of Lina Inverse full frontal masturbating herself. It's kinda hot. wanna see?