However, suddenly, I felt a strong gush of wind around me.
"What the hell?" I thought, as it calmed down. But then, looking at my screen, I saw some type of vortex forming. Then the feeling of getting pulled in stunned me. And everything became blank.
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Slowly, I openned my eyes. I was laying in a comfy bed. The smell, reminding me that of the fresh spring in the forests of Chicoutimi, stunned me. Was I back at my parent's house?
I raised myself up, dizzy. I looked around me. The walls were made of... wood and stone? And the bed I was in, large, white sheets and comfy pillows a plenty. Clearly a rich type of room that wasn't mine.
"PRINCESS!" somebody suddenly yelled.
A man bursted into my room. He had a bow and arrows in his back, he was tall and ...I didnt have time to check the face when suddenly, a large white dog that came running, jumping on my bed. I screamed as it pounced on me. While I thought it was going to eat me, it actually licked my face, running his thick saliva all over my cheek, nose and left eye.
Then man came running towards me, took my hand and tried to pull me out of bed.
"Get dress, my lady! We have to leave, now!"
I pushed the dog away and pulled my hand back.
"What are you perv? Get away from me!" I yelled as I jumped out of bed. "What the fuck is you problem? Whatcha looking at?" as I turned back, ready to defend my life with my bony knuckles.
The man looked stunned at my reaction. However, he did not pay more attention to it. He went to the drawers and pulled out some clothes.
In the meantime, I looked down upon myself. I was in some type of medival undergarments. The type of corset raised my boobs up, making a rather cute form. I poked the bumps of my boobs.
"This is rather enjoyable..." I thought before the clothes were thrown into my face.
"Hurry, princess! We don't have much time!"
I made a 'e_e' face, which is my usual trademark for trouble brewing, as I took the clothes off of my head. However, as I was about to stand my place, I heard sudden chaos outside of my room. Women screaming, men yelling?
My heart started racing.
"What's going on?" I asked, panicked.
"The orcs! They've seized our village!"
It was stronger then me. I laughed.
"Orcs?... You've gotta be shitting me... Ok, I took one drink too many last night... This dream-nightmare is getting fucked up."
"My lady! This is no time to joke arou-"
But suddenly, a huge green/grayish thing bursted into the wall. I screamed. Then I saw some men going at him with small swords and what not.
"Protect the princess!" one of them said.
An orc? a REAL orc? ....ok. So that thing clearly did not look like Shrek.
Anyhoo, I didn't have the time to think this over that I was pulled away by the guard. We started running away. The white dog barked, leading the way.
But the orc, with a mighty blast, pushed all the other men away and started running after us.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" I yelled with a whine.
"It's after you, princess! The new self proclaimed world king has set up a plan to capture and kill all royalty!"
Even more questions. This guy was calling me princess from the start....
"Yo! I'm not a princess! I'm french-canadian!"
But, whatever, as usual, my nationaly was ignored. We ran out of the home and suddenly, into a wooden village.
It was like evrything was in slow motion.
I saw dead bodies, mostly women and children, covered in blood. And that's when I tripped in my footsteps, falling over. Automatically, the guy that was trying to save me let go of me.
"Princess!" he said, turning around. He readied bow and arrow. The orc had caught up to us at the speed of light. And I couldn't move.
The orc's shadow was now above me.